Godzilla Genealogy Bop Lyrics & Tabs by Mystery Science Theater 3000
Godzilla Genealogy Bop
guitar chords lyrics
Crow T. Robot
I'm confused. Uh, just who is this Godzilla guy?
Tom Servo
Yes, wise one. Please, teach us.
Joel Robinson
I don't know if you're ready for this.
Tom/Crow
Oh, please Mr. Joel. Please! Come on. Please! Please! Please! Please! Please!
Joel
Okay, my little robot friends, but we only pass this way once. This is called the "Godzilla Genealogy Bop." Would you hit it, Professor Cambot?
In order to know Godzilla, we've got to look into his past.
Crow
You know studying genealogy is gonna be a blast.
Joel
Ah, you've got it little robot pal, we're swinging into high.
You know studying genealogy is gonna be a blast.
Joel
Ah, you've got it little robot pal, we're swinging into high.
Tom
Come on, let's cut to the chase you couple of geeks, and get to the family tree!
Crow
Huh?
Joel
Well, it started with a nuclear blast and pets that were released.
Tom
Oh, like--
Tom/Crow
--baby alligators and other nasty beasts?
Joel
Right. The fusion reaction caused them to grow a thousand times their size.
Tom
Oh.
Crow
Well, that explains Godzilla's attractive tail and thunderous thighs!
Joel
Right.
Tom
Ah!
Joel
Now you're getting it little buddy--
Crow
Ah!
Joel
--but now we must move on.
Tom
Uh huh.
Joel
Godzilla's not the only one to benefit from the A-bomb.
Tom
Yeah, look, there's Aunty Ness from Scotland's Loch, they married in the spring. And their first-born was Godzooky, and now we begin to sing!
Crow
Godzookie went to Hollywood, an agent to the stars. He had an affair with Lorna Luft and smoked those big cigars.
Tom
And outta the lusty Luft affair Ron Perlman resulted. Huh.
Joel
You know, surgery was considered for him, but nobody was consulted! Oh, I did it again.
Crow
Then Ron met Yoko Ono, and they began to spawn a couple of hundred horrible things as green as Forest Lawn.
Tom
There they are: there's Kermit the Frog, the Swamp Thing, Hulk, and Ernest Borgnine too!
Crow
But Ernest Borgnine isn't green!
Tom
Well ya put him on a boat and he is!
Joel/Crow
What?
Tom
Hey! Who's that at the bottom, a-wallowin' in his shame?
Crow
Oh, that's just Steve Guttenberg of Police Academy fame.
Tom
Huh.
Joel
To wrap it up, the worst mutation...
Crow
No, you don't suppose?!
Tom
Oh, yes it is, the horror of horrors--
Joel/Tom/Crow
--Karl Malden's nose!
