Too Fast Chords & Lyrics by Jon Lajoie

Too Fast

guitar chords lyrics

Jon Lajoie

TOO FAST
Jon Lajoie

CAPO: 6th

Em D Em D
I can run a hundred miles without stopping for rest
Em D Em D
I can stay underwater for five minutes on a single breath
C D

When I focus my mind I always reach my goal
C D
But there's one thing I cannot control

G
I come too fast
Em
I come too fast
D Em
A couple strokes and my erection
D G
Is a thing of the past
G
I come too fast
Em
I come too fast
D Em
Sometimes it's even game over
D G
Before I take off my pants

Em D Em D
I've read all the articles and I've tried every trick
Em D Em D
Thinking of sports or of naked Kathy Bates in About Schmidt
C D
If the girl's on top sometimes I'll last a minute or two
C D
But if we doggy style oh man I'm screwed

G
I come too fast
Em
I come too fast
D Em
I carry a spare pair of underwear
D G
In case a girl sits on my lap
G
I come too fast
Em
I come too fast
D Em
I swear I'll even shoot my load
D G
If a fly lands on my shaft

G Dm G
Oh~-oh~-oh~


Oh, damn it