White & Nerdy (Parody of "Ridin'") Lyrics & Tabs by "Weird Al" Yankovic
White & Nerdy (Parody of "Ridin'")
guitar chords lyrics
They see me mowin' my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't ya see I'm white and nerdy?
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
I wanna roll with the gangsters
But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Really, really white and nerdy
First in my class here at
Got skills, I'm a champion at, that's my favorite
Keep your, I'll just have an
First in my class here at
Got skills, I'm a champion at, that's my favorite
Keep your, I'll just have an
My never spin; to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my are cherry
's in my library
My page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know
Ain't got no, but I still wear
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a at, I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast, I'll set the place ablaze
There's no I haven't run (Run)
At, well, I'm number one (One)
Do just for fun
I ain't got a, but I got a (What?)
"" is my favorite
I could sure kick your butt at a game of ping-pong
I'll ace any you bring on
I'm fluent in as well as
(This part I sing on)
They see me roll on my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't ya see I'm white and nerdy?
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
I'd like to roll with the gangsters
Although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
How'd I get so white and nerdy?
I've been browsin', inspectin'
"X-Men" comics, you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must 'em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doin' websites
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a home page for my dog, yo
I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop, pop, hope no one sees me, get freaky
I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream
I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire
Got my name on my underwear
They see me strollin', they laughin'
And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
All because I'm white and nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy!
I wanna bowl with the gangsters
But, oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
