Medical Love Song Tabs & Lyrics by Monty Python
Medical Love Song
guitar tabs lyrics
...MEDICAL LOVE SONG... by Monty Python
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*from 'Monty Python Sings' (1989)*
Intro:
A+
Verse 1:
D
Inflam-mation of the foreskin,
A7
Re-minds me of your smile.
I've had Ballanital Chancroids,
D D7
For quite a little while.
G Gdim
I gave my heart to NSU,
D B7
That lovely night in June,
E7
I ache for you my darling,
A7 A+
And I hope you get well soon.
Verse 2:
(Faster):
D
My penile warts, your herpes,
A7
My syphilitic sores,
Your Moenelial Infection,
D D7
How I miss you more and more.
G Gdim
Your dnob's itch my scrumpox,
D B7
Our lovely Gonorrho-ea,
E7
At least we both were lying,
A7 A+
When we said that we were clear.
Verse 3:
D
Our syphilic kisses,
A7
Sealed the secret of our tryst.
You gave me Scrotal Pustules,
D D7
With a quick flick of your wrist.
G Gdim
Your Trichovagi-nitis,
D B7
Sent shivers down my spine,
E7
I got snail tracks in my anus,
A (n.c) A+
When your Spirochaetes met mine.
Chorus 1:
D
Gonoccalurethritis,
E7
Streptocalbalinitis.
A7
Meningo myelitis,
D B7 E7 A7
Diplococcal Cepha-litis.
D
Epididymitis,
E7
Interstitial Keratitis.
A7
Syphilitic Choroiditis,
D G D
And anterior Uve-itis.
Verse 4:
D
My clapped-out genitalia,
A7
Is not so bad for me.
As the com-plete and utter failure,
D D7
Every time I try to pee.
G Gdim
My doctor says my blue balls,
D B7
Are the worst he's ever seen.
E7
My scrotum's painted orange,
A7 A+
And my balls are turning green.
Verse 5:
D
My heart is very tender,
A7
Though my parts are awful raw.
You might have been infected,
D D7
But you never were a bore.
G Gdim
I'm dying of your love, my love,
D B7
I'm your Spirochaetal clown.
E7
I've left my body to science,
A7
But I'm a-fraid they've turned,
A+
It down.
Chorus 2:
D
Gonoccalurethritis,
E7
Streptocalbalinitis.
A7
Meningo myelitis,
D B7 E7 A7
Diplococcal Cepha-litis.
D
Epididymitis,
E7
Interstitial Keratitis.
A7
Syphilitic Choroiditis,
D G D
And anterior Uve-itis.
CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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A+ D A7 D7
EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE
x03221 xx0232 x02223 xx0212
G Gdim B7 E7
EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE
320003 xx3434 021202 020100
Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2005
([email protected])
