Monkey Song Lyrics & Tabs by Hero Dishonest
Monkey Song
guitar chords lyrics
If some of my friends could be monkeys
They would have four hands and understand me
I wish my girlfriend was a monkey
With her four hands she would grab me at night
I would have her on a leash climbing up the trees
And she could steal a lot of things for me
I showed her to some kids at night
They would pet her head to make her feel fine
My best friend used to be a monkey
And now he's a Neanderthal
He makes 4.50 and hour at the local mall
And I feel bad for him
Because we used to be best friends
And now he's gotta wear that stupid hat
and it fucks with his pride
Because we used to be best friends
And now he's gotta wear that stupid hat
and it fucks with his pride
Monkey-brain soup
At a monkey-brain party
Monkey-man suit
At a monkey-man party
Lyrics
They are just like us but a little bit feeble
They are just like us but a little bit fecal
Monkeys are cool and sweet
And they make a good pet-name for someone you love
