Mixer at Delta Chi Chords & Lyrics by Stephen Lynch

Mixer at Delta Chi

guitar chords lyrics

Stephen Lynch

intro: C Am C Am C Am F G#

C Am C Am
It's college time again, September's almost here

C Am F G#
Hanging with freshman girls, frat parties, kegs of beer

C Am C Am
I see the girl i've wanted, Mixer at Delta Chi,

C Am F G#
We take some Oxycontin, Dave Matthews getting high.

Prechorus:

G F G F
And then as I undress her, I start my stimulus

G F (stop) G G# Bb C Am
She says but wait, professor, this wasn't on the syllabus

Chorus:

C Am C Am C Am C Am
I'm the bad professor, I'm the bad professor

C Am C Am F G# G C Am
A tenure titty caresser, I'm a bad, bad man

Verse 2:
Tutor her at my apartment, turns into a slow dance
Hey baby whats your minor, got your major in my pants
I love her student body, she wants a better grade
I say if you roll over, I'll throw in financial aid

Prechorus:
I hope you boned up for your midterm, if you want I can help you cram
Don't give a shit about the essay test,so lets skip it and get to the oral exam

Chorus:
I'm the bad professor
I'm the bad professor
Your money's on the dresser
I'm a bad, bad, man.