Blunt the Knives (Bonus Track) Lyrics & Tabs by The Dwarf Cast

Blunt the Knives (Bonus Track)

guitar chords lyrics

The Dwarf Cast

Can you not do that? You'll blunt them!
Ohhh did you hear that lads?
He says we will blunt the knives.

Blunt the knives,
Bend the forks,
Smash the bottles,
And burn the corks!
Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates.
Cut the cloth and trail the fat!
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
Splash the wine on every door!
Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
Pound them up with a thumping pole;

Splash the wine on every door!
Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
Pound them up with a thumping pole;
And when you've finished, if they are whole,
Send them down the hall to roll!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!