You Only Want Me 'cause You Want My Sister Chords & Lyrics by Evelyn Evelyn
You Only Want Me 'cause You Want My Sister
guitar chords lyrics
C D G Em
C D G
G D
You pulled up at the house at half past seven,
Em C
In your �69 Impala, shook hands with my father,
G D
And we stopped off at the drug store by the drive-in,
Em
For some Trojans and a six-pack,
C Am
Still your eyes kept wandering back to her,
C
It�s always her
D
So let�s get one thing straightened out here, sir
Chorus
C D
If you think you�re seeing double
G Em
Let me save you some trouble
C D G
This ain�t no two-for-one bargain here, mister
C D
�Cause I�m much more than just twice shy
G Em
I�ve had enough two-timing guys
C D G
Who only want me �cause they want my sister
D
My eyes are just as blue as hers, my hair is just as fine,
Em C
And the tattoo on her lower back�s exactly just like mine
G
But, if you look beneath the surface,
D
We�re as different as can be,
Em
�Cause there�s just one heart that beats for you
C
And that heart belongs to me
Am C
And not to her, it�s always her
D
So let�s get one thing straight if I�m your girl
Chorus
Em
And if tomorrow you should die
C
My sister would not bat an eye
G
She doesn�t even know your name
D
She�s going with some other guy
Em
As long as she is still around
C
I�ll always have a trace of doubt
D
I need to know your love is real, but how?
G D
We�re all dressed up, the flowers sure are pretty
Em
Mother pays her last respects
C
I look around, no one suspects
G D
That it was me who put the Drano in her coffee
Em
And now that she is underground
C
I�ll know that you�re not hanging �round
Am C
For her, no, not for her
D G
And now I�ll know your love is true for sure
C D
It pains my heart to think of her
G
A rotting, stinking, maggot-infested,
Em
Bloated, and pus-oozing corpse beneath the earth
C D Em
You can�t imagine just how much I miss her,
C D G
But now I know you want me, not my sister.
