Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? Tabs & Lyrics by Frank Zappa

Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

guitar tabs lyrics

Frank Zappa

WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE?

By Frank Zappa

Album: Joe's Garage Act I

Chord Intro:

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Intro:

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Am G F F G
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Am G F F G
Why does it hurt when I pee?
E F G E
I don't want no doctor to stick no needle in me!
Am G D Dsus4 D
Why does it hurt when I pee?


I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up and grabbed my meat!
I got it from the toilet seat


My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh, God, I probably got the Ghon-ca-ca-ca-cas!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas


Instrumental Break

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