We Put the Spring in Springfield Lyrics & Tabs by Various Artists
We Put the Spring in Springfield
guitar chords lyrics
Homer: My friends, stop!! Sure, we could tear this house down...
NO!! MY FRIENDS, STOP!!!! Lemme finish. We could tear it down, but we'd be tearing down a part of ourselves.
You could close down Moe's,
Or the Kwik-E-Mart,
And nobody would care,
But the heart and soul
Of Springfield's in
Our Maison Derriere!
Belle: We're the sauce on your steak,
We're the cheese in your cake,
We put the "Spring" in Springfield.
Dancing Girl 1: We're the lace on the nightgown,
Dancing Girl 2: The point after touchdown,
Belle and Dancing Girls: Yes, we put the "Spring" in Springfield.
Belle: We're that little extra spice
That makes existence extra-nice,
A giddy little thrill
At a reasonable price.
Reverend Lovejoy: Our only major quarrel's
With your total lack of morals.
Dancing Girl 3: Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad,
'Dancing Girl 4: They seem to entertain your dad!
Belle and Dancing Girls: The gin in your martini,
The clams on your linguine,
Yes we keep the
In Springfield!
Chief Wiggum, Krusty, and Seymour Skinner: We remember our first visit,
Mayor Quimby: The service was exquisite!
Martha Quimby: Why Joseph, I had no idea!
Mayor Quimby: Come on now, you were working here!
Grampa and Jasper: Without it we'd have had no fun
Since March of 1961!
Bart: To shut it down now would be twisted,
Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearney: We just heard this place existed!
Dancing Girls: We're the highlights in your hairdo,
Apu: The extra arms on Vishnu,
Dancing Girls: So don't take the
Mob: We won't take the
Everyone: Yes, let's keep the
In Springfield!
Flanders: Well, I'm convinced. The house stays!
