Pandemonium Lyrics & Tabs by Original Broadway Cast

Pandemonium

guitar chords lyrics

Original Broadway Cast

MR. PANCH (spoken)
Please spell telephone
SPELLERS (spoken)

What! Telephone? C'mon!, etc.
CHIP
My oh my
CHIP, OLIVE
That word's so moronic
LOGAINNE
I could cry
I want words as lame
MR. PANCH (spoken)
Mr. Coneybear
LEAF
Simplify

Mr. Coneybear
LEAF
Simplify
I feel supersonic
MR. PANCH (spoken)
Spell hospital
SPELLERS (spoken)
Aw, c'mon! What?, etc.
MARCY
That is why
I despise this game
LEAF (overlapping Marcy, spoken)
H-o-s-p-i-t-a-l. Hospital
MR. PANCH (spoken)
That is correct. Mr. Tolentino:
BOY SPELLERS
Life is random and unfair
Life is Pandemonium
MR. PANCH (spoken)
Staphylococcus.
CHIP (spoken)
Awwww!
SPELLERS
That's the reason we despair
CHIP
Life is Pandemonium
LEAF
Life is Pandemonium
CHIP
Life is Pandemonium
WILLIAM
Life is Pandemonium
MR. PANCH (spoken)
Broccoli.
LEAF
I knew that word
OLIVE
I knew that word
WILLIAM
I knew that word
SPELLERS
God damnit!
CHIP
It is such a calamity
SPELLERS
Where should we begin?
The best spellers
CHIP
Don't necessarily win
SPELLERS (overlapping Chip)
Life is Pandemonium
Life is Pandemonium
MARCY
Set your sights
I am on a mission
MR. PANCH (spoken)
Miss Park: Antediluvian.
LOGAINNE
We have rights
(spoken) We have rights!
(sung) That's why we complain
MR. PANCH (spoken)
Mr. Barfee: Halitosis
WILLIAM
Damn life bites
But I like competition
MR. PANCH (spoken)
Miss Ostrovsky: Schematic
OLIVE
In these lies
Can you feel our pain?
MR. PANCH (spoken)
Somebody spell crayon
SPELLERS (spoken)
Crayon?!
MITCH
Life is random and unfair
Life is Pandemonium
SPELLERS
That's the reason we despair
CHIP
Life is Pandemonium
MITCH
Life is Pandemonium
CHIP
Life is Pandemonium
WILLAIM (spoken)
Life is Pandemonium!
MR. PANCH (spoken)
Dinosaur.
CHIP
I knew that word
GIRL SPELLERS
I knew that word
CHIP
I knew that word
SPELLERS
God damnit!
It is such a calamity
Where should we begin?
The best spellers
CHIP
Don't necessarily win
They don't win
They don't win
They don't win
SPELLERS (overlapping Chip)
Life is Pandemonium
Life is Pandemonium
CHIP
No they don't
SPELLERS
Life is random and unfair
CHIP
Life is Pandemonium
Yes it is
Oh yes it is
SPELLERS (overlapping Chip)
Life is Pandemonium
Life is Pandemonium
Life is Pandemonium
Life is Pandemonium
Life is Pandemonium
Life is Pandemonium
Life is Pandemonium
CHIP
Yes it is!
ALL
Yeah!