Crasher-Vania Lyrics & Tabs by Starbomb
Crasher-Vania
guitar chords lyrics
It was a dark and spooky Halloween night
When I, Dracula, thought that I would invite
All of my freaky friends who were there in a flash
To a big dance party; a Monster Mash!
Wolfman, Frankenstein and Mummy were there
While Medusa fed some mice to the snakes in her hair
It was a groovy good time for a vampire bat
To fly out of his coffin and-
-wait, what was that?
TIS I!
NEVER FEAR, SIMON BELMONT IS HERE
TO DESTROY EVIL MONSTERS AND ALL YOU HOLD DEAR
I WILL END YOUR CRUEL NECROMANCING
TO HELL, DEMON BEAST FROM WHENCE YOU CAME
YOU'RE IN CASTLEVANIA, THIS ISN'T A GAME
I WILL END YOUR CRUEL NECROMANCING
TO HELL, DEMON BEAST FROM WHENCE YOU CAME
YOU'RE IN CASTLEVANIA, THIS ISN'T A GAME
NOW RUN AWAY, FREE THIS LAND OF ITS CHAINS
AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, I SHALL SEE YOU ALL SLAIN!
Later that night, we went back to my castle
Where we could dance in peace, and also never get hassled
We had fun playing Twister on my queen sized bed
The party was smaller cause Wolfman was dead
At midnight I heard the Grim Reaper say
"I brought *Guitar Hero*, so who wants to play"
It was Swampman on vocals, Nosferatu on bass
Boy you should have seen the silly, funny look on his-
Oh God, no!
TIS I!
NEVER FEAR, SIMON BELMONT IS HERE
THE POWER OF CHRIST IS ENFUSED IN MY SPEAR
I'LL PUT AN END TO YOUR HORRIBLE REIGN!
