Cock Pushups Lyrics & Tabs by Tenacious D
Cock Pushups
guitar chords lyrics
(spoken)
(KG:) D'you think that um... Dude d'you think that when the album... When this is out, D'you think this'll make us umm. more attractive to the ladies?
(JB:) pshh... yeah. In fact I been getting ready.
(KG:) Yeah?
(JB:) Yeah. I been doin' cock pushups.
(KG:) Cock pushups?
(JB:) Yeah
(KG:) What are those?
(JB:) It's where you fuckin' lay down flat, on the ground
(KG:) Yeah?
(JB:) And you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
(KG:) pshh... noooooo... That would be impossible.Your cock could support your whole weight?
(JB:) Well not at first
(KG:) yeah
(JB:) but over time
(JB:) Well not at first
(KG:) yeah
(JB:) but over time
(KG:) Hmm.well how many pushups can you do?
(JB:) Cock pushups?
(KG:) Yeah. I guess you could only do one... really...
(JB:) Yeah, one is all you need.
