Alimony Lyrics & Tabs by “Weird Al” Yankovic
Alimony
guitar chords lyrics
Here she comes now, wants her alimony
Bleedin' me dry as a bony, bony
Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt, now
Well, first she took my nest egg
Then she took the nest
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah
'Cause she took my house
(Alimony)
My car
(Alimony)
My shoes
(Alimony)
And my toothbrush too
(Alimony)
(Alimony)
And my toothbrush too
(Alimony)
Too bad
(Alimony)
So sad
(Alimony)
And she got
(Alimony)
Got the gift of grab
(Alimony)
I'm in debt, debt, debt
Debt, debt, debt
Lawyer's callin' me on the telephony
Tryin' to squeeze some blood from a stony, stony
Ooh, I took her for better or for worse, yeah
Then she took me for everything, yeah everything
She could get, get, get, get, get, get
Well I'm out of cash
(Alimony)
No dough
(Alimony)
I'm broke
(Alimony)
It's no joke
(Alimony)
The check's in the mail
(Alimony)
Get off
(Alimony)
My back
(Alimony)
Cut me some slack
(Alimony)
I said yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Ooh, I want my alimony
(Oh you do)
Ooh, I want my alimony
(Is it due?)
Ooh, I want my alimony
(Or you'll sue)
Ooh, I want my alimony
Alimony, mony
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Wow
(Alimony, alimony, alimony)
I said
(Alimony)
Come on, come on, come on
Alimony, alimony, alimony
Bleed me dry
(Alimony)
I said no, oh no, no
No, no, no, no
