Too Much Butt Lyrics & Tabs by Saffire - The Uppity Blues Women
Too Much Butt
guitar chords lyrics
Sergio Valenti and Calvin Klein
They aren't ready for these hips of mine
They me be designers but they haven't designed
Jeans to fit your valentine
They make womens' clothes
For the long and the lean
I got too much butt for one pair of jeans
Well, if a gown's too big it don't fit the holster
I don't buy jeans, I get reupholstered
An acre of denim custom cut, sewn with care to fit this butt
Well, if my zipper could talk you'd know it would scream
Too much butt for one pair of jeans
Too much butt, what?
Too much butt, ah no, baby
Too much butt, tell me how could that be?
Too much butt, what?
Too much butt, ah no, baby
Too much butt, tell me how could that be?
Too much butt, it's a mystery to me
I may have a lot but I'll tell you what
There's no such thing as too much butt
(Ain't no butts about it, baby)
Well, you know on a plane it's a little bit tight
My butt's wedged in for the whole damn flight
And if you're next to me you'd better be nice
'Cause this butt can be a flotation device
If we go down, ah you know what I mean
Too much butt for one pair of jeans
Too much butt, what?
Too much butt, ah no, baby
Too much butt, tell me how could that be?
Too much butt, it's a mystery to me
I may have a lot but I'll tell you what
There's no such thing as too much butt
When I bend over I may block the sun
I may be two but I'm your only one
On a scale of one to ten, you know I'm your twenty
How could you want more? This girl's got plenty
I know what you like and you like what you see
Too much butt for one pair of jeans
Too much butt, what?
Too much butt, ah no, baby
Too much butt, tell me how could that be?
Too much butt, it's a mystery to me
I may have a lot but I'll tell you what
There's no such thing as too much butt
Well, if my zipper could talk, you'd know it would scream
Too much butt for one pair of jeans
