Smash! Lyrics & Tabs by Starbomb
Smash!
guitar chords lyrics
Narrator (Arin):
It was a beautiful day and everyone was excited. There was a picnic and the whole Nintendo crew was invited! Luigi stood up and said:
Luigi (Dan):
Listen everyone I love you guys you are my best friends in the world you make me glad to be alive!
Announcer (Mark):
Excuse me. Hi there, I'm the announcer for a fun new family game! It's called "Super Smash Brothers".
Luigi (Dan):
That sounds nice, how do we play?
Announcer (Mark):
Well, first I'm gonna warp you into a world of hate and war where you'll assault everyone you have ever known and loved before.
Luigi (Dan):
I don't think I wanna do that.
Announcer (Mark):
Oh come on, it'll be a bash.
Now grab all your little friends cause it is time for us to motherfucking SMASH!
Announcer (Mark):
Oh come on, it'll be a bash.
Now grab all your little friends cause it is time for us to motherfucking SMASH!
(Dan):
Woah
Luigi (Dan):
Wait, no.
(Dan):
Let's go.
Kick the shit out of your friends.
Luigi (Dan):
That's not cool.
(Dan):
Have a blast as you beat their ass and then they're forced to clap for you at the end.
(Arin):
3-2-1, smash!
(Dan):
Mario
Mario (Arin):
Hey bro-ahh
(Dan)
Your chode
Has been destroyed 200%
Mario (Arin):
I needed that chode!
Luigi (Dan):
Can't we all just get along?
(Dan)
Abso-fucking-lutely not you gotta smash!
Narrator (Arin):
The park was destroyed, hundreds of bystanders dead
Kirby held Donkey Kong captive in his huge disgusting head.
Fox said:
Fox (Arin):
Hey Mario, stop crying, just psych up and fight instead!
Dan (Luigi):
I'm Luigi, all these bloodstains make my overalls look red!
Announcer (Mark):
Sonic looked tough, 'till Link kicked him in the stuff.
The madness of cold-blooded murder had overtaken Jigglypuff!
He blasted Bowser to infinity with one massive ass hit and then he took three Falcon Punches like it wasn't even shit!
Luigi (Dan):
Is the time almost over? I can't tell, my face is mashed.
Announcer (Mark):
Don't worry, Luigi, the clock says 4-3-2-.
Luigi (Dan):
Oh, no.
Announcer (Mark):
.-1 SMASH!
(Dan)
Woah
Luigi (Dan):
This blows!
(Dan)
You know, when Mario and Peach team up you are screwed
Luigi (Dan):
YOU'RE MY OWN BROTHER!
(Dan):
Pikachu is way less fucking cute when he is trying to electrocute you
Pikachu (Arin):
PIKA PIIII!
(Dan):
Samus
Samus (Emily Hughes):
What do you want?
(Dan):
Is pissed
You got a small amount of dirt on her suit.
Samus (Emily):
Oh you're dead, bitch!
Luigi (Dan):
That is the last goddamn straw!
Announcer (Mark):
Oh shit I think Luigi's gonna fucking SMASH!
(Dan)
Woah
Luigi (Dan):
Hey, look at me now!
(Dan):
Oh-oh
Luigi (Dan):
I'm beating my friends
I have no regrets,
this is the fucking best!
Yes, I can see now!
We're havin' fun in the end.
Now it all makes sense!
I guess just because we smash each other, doesn't mean we're not brothers.
*punch*
Ah! Mario, you suck!
Mario (Arin):
BITE ME.
